After my buddy Paul Johnson was beheaded in 2014, I spent the next two years with Lockheed Martin granting me fewer and fewer working hours, due to the emotional trauma of working where I had worked with Paul.
I quit, instead of waiting to retire from Lockheed Martin.
My life is for the Lord.
In Arabic, “al-ilah” (إلـٰه) means “The God; and, in 2016 on June 15th, I decided to find out if Allah (if he exists) was the Lord.
Because some of the verses in the Koran, like Al-Mulk 067-019 say that only Allah the Most Merciful (if he exists) holds up birds in flight…
I went outside, when the Black Vultures were flying…
and began asking increasingly insulting questions to Allah (if he exists)…
Allah, if you are real, do only you hold up the birds?
Allah, if you are real, are you still stupid?
Allah, if you are real and all-knowing, why don’t you hear me?
Allah, if you are real and all-knowing, can you hear me with your head up a pigs’s butt?
Allah, if you are real, and don’t like my questions, why don’t you break off a piece of the sky, and strike me with a thunderbolt?
Do you know what happened?
NOTHING
Nothing ever happens,
I’m just out making a fool of myself, asking questions that apparently only vultures and bugs can hear.